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"Merry Crimmus", by Melissa C.
Copyright © 2001, Age 14
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus
An' all ower tobeys hood
Ereybody wuz sleepin'
Dey wuz sleepin' good.
She and sam hunged up their stockings
Cause I guess they exspeck
Dat old Santa Clause
He be bringin' tobey a chic-fli-a check.
All o' dey fambily
Wuz layin in de beds
While Tobey thought of quiten chic-fil-a so visions of food stamps
Danced through her head.
She pass out inna' flo'
Right nex to her sister
When carley woke up in such a fuss and tobey yelled...
I thunk: "It mus be de law!!"
So she look thru de bars
What covered her doe
'Spectin' de sherrif, Stan
Wif a warrant fo sho.
And what did she sees
she say sam , "Man, look at dat!!"
They wuz a huge hotdog
Pulled by big giant rats!
Now ober all de years
Santa Clause, he be white
But then tobey said looks like us sisters
Gets a black Sanna for crimma tonight!
Fasser dan a police car
That pick stephen up he came
He whupp up on them rats
An' he call dem by name.
On Leroy, on Lonzo
And on Willie george
On Bob, On Chico
Dey wuz sumpin' to see!
But as he landed that hotdog
(Now melissa say dis is a fact)
Firs' he look at tobey
An' den he said baby look at that,
He didn't go down no chimbley
HE PICK DA' LOCK ON MY DOE!
so stan say to butch...
Dis man's done dis befoe!
He had dis big bag
Full of prezents I 'xpect filled with
little mermaid movies and fake gold necklaces for tobey to wear around her neck.
But he left no prezents
He look mean an gruff
Den he told stan something
An' STARTED STEALIN' MY STUFF!
Den he ran out da doe
On da hotdog he climbed
An he screamed at dem rats
"Now move yo' behinds!"
In a flash he was gone
As he wish me and butch good cheer but
Man, me and sam hope we get a White Santa next year!
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